Wess.pizza

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Chatham, Ontario · 1962

Hawaiian

Ham and tinned pineapple, and no, not from Hawaii

Scale the dough for this

Sam Panopoulos, a Greek immigrant running a diner in Chatham, Ontario, opened a tin of pineapple in 1962 and put it on a pizza to see what happened. He named it after the brand on the tin. Sixty years of Italian outrage later, the thing to know is that tinned pineapple is not a compromise here, it is correct: the syrup pack is less watery than fresh, and fresh pineapple carries bromelain, an enzyme that digests protein and will turn your mozzarella grainy.

The build

  1. Drain the pineapple properly and pat it dry. Standing water is the only real fault in this pizza.
  2. Sauce, cheese, ham or back bacon, then the pineapple in an even scatter.
  3. Jalapeno if you want to make it good rather than merely famous.

The bake

Oven275°C527°F
Time10-12 minutes

Hot enough to caramelise the pineapple sugar at the edges. Pale pineapple is just wet fruit.

On top

Sauce
Plain tomato.
Cheese
Low moisture mozzarella.

You got it right when Browned, slightly shrunken pineapple, and no pool of juice anywhere on the pie.